Beastialty chat lines
Goodnight, I'm now off to go and screw a horse until it bleeds".
Some examples of these are "Nick nack paddy wack, give a dog a bone", "Mary had a little lamb", and "Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, All the kings horses and all the kings men, went and screwed each other senseless in the world's biggest animal-human orgy in the whole of history" (taken from the 1994 revised edition) Jeff Fredrickson had sex with his bitch.
The President of Wales Tom Jones recently said in a statement, 'I know sheep are sexy but for fucks sake can you try having it off with something else for a change, the fucking things are taking over' in relation to the Great Sheep Over-Population Crisis of 1912. It is said in the holiest of holys that Danny Gonzalez of Santa Ana, California once fucked a Dodo bird. Throughout the last century, history has been littered with people from all walks of life who like nothing more than to get down and get busy with members of another species.
Notably, many of these people have been celebrities.
Anyway, I’ve been on late shift all over this bank holiday weekend, and got home from work around 11.30pm last night.
Over the last few years she has lost a fair bit of weight, but none has come off her tits!